Sunday, March 11, 2007

The Truth: Finally Revealed

"Where did all that hair come from?"

Is what everyone seems preoccupied with.

Are these inquiring minds challenging my paternity rights?

The very farthest, darkest reaches of my mind are challenged by these questions.

Certainly a Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern-esque paternity fiasco could never transcend the pop culture barrier into MY family life...?

And then suddenly, a picture arrives in my inbox - sent to me by a concerned but anonymous "interested party."

So I ask you fair reader... you be the judge!

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:



Melissa has alot of explaining to do...

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